I stopped by the grocery store this evening to pick up a few things. As I was being checked out, I noticed that the man in line behind me (who was probably in his late 60’s) was only purchasing one item…Astroglide. Ewwwww. But whatever, more power to him.
As I was waiting for my items to be bagged, the checker rang up the gentleman’s lube. Next thing I know, he says to me, “Here…you want this?”…and hands me a dollar-off coupon for KY that the computer had spit out for him.
Yeah…I took it.
Anyhoo... 
I can’t decide if this is brilliant or disgusting.
I suspect both.